The Blog

ZiyadMD

text

Heard Around The Hospital

Have you ever heard, or seen something funny in medicine that just cracks you up? 

Here’s some actual unedited notes written by fellow physicians, on patients medical charts. 

  • Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
  • Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • The patient stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
  • I saw your patient today; who is still under our car for physical therapy.
  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
  • Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Oh, and of course the awkward moment when a patient sees ‘SOB’ written on his chart and thinks you’re insulting him.
If you’ve got any that I missed, just add them in the comment section below. Have a happy weekend folks!
blog comments powered by Disqus
  1. cieloontumblr reblogged this from ziyadmd and added:
    I hope I will never chart like this
  2. ducknana reblogged this from ziyadmd
  3. sabracadabra reblogged this from ziyadmd
  4. eyeballlickinggecko reblogged this from ziyadmd
  5. syazlina reblogged this from radiographynerd
  6. rafikireflection reblogged this from ziyadmd
  7. radiographynerd reblogged this from ziyadmd
  8. dudsiology reblogged this from ziyadmd
  9. midgetmonkey reblogged this from ziyadmd
  10. jalnaisyhdz reblogged this from ziyadmd
  11. moodysmoodforlove reblogged this from ziyadmd
  12. justsothoughts reblogged this from ziyadmd
  13. existential-singularity reblogged this from ziyadmd
  14. vundervamp reblogged this from ziyadmd
  15. mstigerlily reblogged this from ziyadmd
  16. mrsfreddykrueger reblogged this from ziyadmd
  17. doctorhowmany reblogged this from poppynotliketheflower
  18. poppynotliketheflower reblogged this from ziyadmd
  19. bigcrazylife reblogged this from ziyadmd
  20. o-bito reblogged this from ziyadmd
  21. bloodspiderlily reblogged this from ziyadmd
  22. majodvm reblogged this from ziyadmd
  23. mad-variables reblogged this from ziyadmd
  24. layingunderneiththestars reblogged this from ziyadmd
  25. druidofoak reblogged this from ziyadmd
  26. kyokupics reblogged this from ziyadmd
  27. blue-lights-and-tea reblogged this from ziyadmd
  28. ndmann55 reblogged this from ziyadmd and added:
    Circus sized?
  29. faoll reblogged this from ziyadmd